My suggestion: Ponies, Ponies, Posy!
"Jenkins, I don't have a problem with the fact that you and your team have created a S&M toy kit for children under the age of 14, but why call it 'Ponies, Ponies, Posy'"
"That's a good question, Chief. But I would like to first point out, that it is not an ordinary S&M kit for children...its a amateur serial rapist kit for children. We think its a winner with our target market. "
"Did you have any other names...and who is the target audience?"
"Well in terms of an audience, we are targeting disillusioned runaways and of course, Catholic Priests."
"Obviously."
"As for names, P.P.P. was our second choice. We wanted to name the product 'Ranger Randy's Randy Rape Kit.' We opted not to use that for two reasons, getting the rights from Fox were...."
"I'm sorry, who is 'Ranger Randy?'"
"He is a cartoon British Kuala bear that gets into adventures throughout the sex clubs of Thailand. Its on Saturday mornings on Fox. Its very popular with the kids."
"I'll have to watch it sometime with my granddaughter. Proceed."
"So we are having trouble with Fox. They insist that the kit include a bottle of 'Ranger Randy' brand chloroform."
"So what's the problem?"
"Well, they are asking that we pay a premium on the chloroform. We figure that we could get chloroform from our own subsidiary, Happy Fun Toys Chemical and Biological Agent Lab, located in India for at least half the cost."
"Hmmm....I can see the dilemma. So why 'Ponies, Ponies, Posy?' or, how did you put it 'P.P.P.?'"
"Well, P.P.P. is another children's television show distributed by Disney via Nickelodeon. Its not nearly as popular as 'Ranger Randy,' but they are practically giving away the license. When I asked if they would be interested in having the P.P.P. gang appear embroidered on a leather hood, they were thrilled! It was an easy sell."
"OK, so what was the other problem with the 'Ranger Randy' people?"
"I'm sorry, sir?"
"You said you had two problems."
"Oh right, they wanted us to package the product in 100% recyclable material."
"Absolutely not!"
"I figured you would have an objection."
"Damn right I would. This company was founded by my grandfather who expected two things: 1.) We provide fun toys for the non-Jewish children of this earth and 2.) that the toys we make come in non-environmentally friendly packaging."
"Yes sir. I see his statute every morning when I enter the office. His defiant anti-semitism and hatred of the planet is truly missed in this crazy world of tolerance and increasingly more responsible corporate behavior."
"Its a fad. This 'don't pollute the earth' business."
"I agree sir. Not like the good old days."
"No sir, not in the slightest."
Your suggestion: nomenclature
Thank You
10 years ago
